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Arlene Ang lives in a small town just outside Venice, Italy. She can seriously drive cars, animals and people into a ditch. Her favorite word is bucket. She blogs arleneang.blogspot.com because, like sex, everyone is doing it.

Poems include:
- Winner of the Supermarket Tabloid Sestina Challenge

Nick Aveling is a hack from Toronto. He is too short to succeed in any meaningful way, and slightly too tall to reap the benefits of a Napoleon Complex.

Stories include:
- Media Advisory: Ugly Breakup to Take Place in Food Court

Dora Badger is a stand up comedian living in Detroit. A graduate of the Second City's Improv Conservatory program, she has written several short skits for the stage.

Poems include:
- Diva Haiku

Nigel Beale has interviewed Nobel, Man Booker, IMPAC, Governor General's, Orange, Giller, John Llewellyn Rhys, Forward, Samuel Johnson, James Tait Black Memorial, Somerset Maugham, Premio Grinzane Cavour, Commonwealth Writers, and Miles Franklin Award and Prize winning authors, and many other great ones who haven't won a damned thing.

Stories include:
- Desiderata on Farting

Bear is a poet and artist who was born with twelve fingers. From a secret location in Northern California he owns and operates Pajama Dancing where he sells art, books, and love. He loves blues music, sushi, and the sound of the Japanese language.

Poems include:
- Summer Releases

Christian Beare troubleshoots an array of malfunctioning business communications systems by day, delighting in the hidden graces of technical jargon; by night, a painter: tortured, paranoid, starving and drunk.

Cartoons include:
- Winners of the Paint by Caption Contest

Gary Beck has spent most of his adult life as a theater director and has worked as an art dealer when he couldn't earn a living in the theater. He has also been a tennis pro, a ditch digger and a salvage diver. His poetry has been published in dozens of literary journals while his original plays and translations of Moliere, Aristophanes and Sophocles have been produced Off Broadway and toured colleges and outdoor performance venues. He currently lives in New York City where he's busy writing fiction.

Poems include:
- Relic

Ana Benaroya is an illustrator, typographer, and designer. When not drawing, screen-printing, or Photoshop-ing, Ana can be found consuming large amounts of hot sauce, usually accompanied by a turkey sandwich of sorts. She was born in New Jersey and earned her BFA in illustration from Maryland Institute College of Art in Baltimore. Check out more of her artwork at: www.anabenaroya.com

Cartoons include:
- Miss USA

Laura L. Benn is an English student at Ottawa's Carleton University. She thinks dogs are the best kind of people and enjoys trampolines, singing in the rain and believes grey is grossly underrated as a colour.

Poems include:
- I'm Just Saying (Dot, Dot, Dot)

Matt Betts is a former reporter and news anchor. His work has appeared in a number of publications. He runs a writing critique in Columbus, Ohio.

Stories include:
- Signs the Demon you've summoned might kill you rather than do your bidding

Poems include:
- Science 101 Destroys All Hope

Ryan Bird is often lowered by God onto a stage in order to untangle a plot-twist, or to extricate a particularly loveable protagonist from a particularly sticky situation. Whether he was actually lowered by God, or merely dropped on his head, is entirely up for debate. His poems have appeared in Carousel, dANDelion, filling station, Zeugma & Ripe Magazine.

Poems include:
- Interstellar Guru, Wet By Goo
- A Nightmare, From Which 50 Cent Wakes Up Because He Smells Burnt Toast, Before Subsequently Realizing He Is Submerged In A Bloodied Hotel Bathtub, Short One Kidney, & Feeling Suspiciously Numb From The Waist Down

Venita Blackburn is a graduate of Arizona State University's MFA program in creative writing and is working on a novel titled Insignificant Happiness, which may soon be changed to Absence, California

Stories include:
- A Transcript of Post Modern Elementary School Education 8:35 a.m

Nicolas Blessett is originally from Jeffersonville, Indiana, and due to being born of the red-haired persuasion, spends most of his time playing hide and seek with the sun. Except that he never seeks. All he does is hide.

Stories include:
- Jesus Christ: Merchandising Genius

Jared Bloom is a writer from Brooklyn who is fluent in both English and Canadian. He's also really great.

Stories include:
- Craigslist ad posted by Kim Jong Il

Greg Boose grew up in northeast Ohio, got his MFA degree in Moorhead, MN, and now lives in Chicago. Some of his work can be found on www.gregboose.com. Some of his toes can be found on his feet.

Stories include:
- Sentences I Said to a Stray Dog in Downtown Gary, Indiana
- Two Takes on My Girlfriend's Cat's Thanksgiving Vacation
- Updates That Are Not Available On Your Computer
- What I'm pretty sure is being said outside tonight

Poems include:
- My High School Job, As Described by Titles of Current Television Dramas

Scott Bowman is completing an MFA at Rutgers-Newark, where he teaches an English composition courses. His work has appeared in Slice Magazine and Quarter After Eight.

Stories include:
- The Cast of Bad Habits (in the order of their appearance)

Dan Bradley watches too much baseball for a writer, yet investigates far too many brewpubs to be a ball player, plays too much guitar to brew suds with science, yet writes too much to be in a band. Still he blames it all on the cats. He's quite sure, however, that the buzz surrounding his Internet-publishing success is rather huge in Guam.

Poems include:
- A Sure-Fire Way to Avoid Sickness and Disease

Arndt Britschgi is a Finn. We know this because he tells us he was born in a town in southern Finland. However, we speculate he may be a Spaniard. We speculate this because he tells us he spent the best (if not the longest) part of his life in Madrid. That said we have recently uncovered documents proving he is in fact a doctor of philosophy living in Zurich. We're now somewhat confused and believe he may be a Swiss.

Stories include:
- Danton's Head Takes Position, Philosophically

Carl R. Brush has been writing since he could write, which is quite a long time now. He lives with his wife in Oakland, California, where he enjoys the blessings of nearby children and grandchildren. Carl thanks Sandy and Josh for inspiring The Garden Wars.

Stories include:
- The Garden Wars

Tanya Bryan is a writer/poet based in Toronto who would rather be based in space. She likes traveling, checking her mailbox, and talking about squishy cheese.

Poems include:
- I Worry . . .

Peter Buckley is a writer from England, who blogs at peterandthehare.wordpress.com. He has recently completed a post-graduate degree in Film Studies. He delights in music, long conversations, cute animals, adventure, magic and cappuccino.

Poems include:
- Poems About Door [-] Handles

Graham Burchell was born in Canterbury, England. He is the winner of the 2005 Chapter One Promotions Open Poetry Competition and the 2006 Hazel Street Productions Poetry Contest. His poetry has appeared in many print and online literary magazines. He is the editor of the online poetry journal, Words-Myth, and writes full-time from his home in Houston, Texas.

Poems include:
- When They Are Not Watching

Jennifer Byrne loves referring to herself in the third person while showcasing her literary credentials. In this way, she will convey to you that her writing has appeared on McSweeney's and a few other places. So, what's next for Jennifer Byrne? Hopefully, affordable psychotherapy.

Stories include:
- The Passive Voice Visits a Dominatrix

Mark Cabuena has a fancy piece of paper from the Sheridan College Institute of Technology and Advanced Learning that says his name in fancy lettering and BAA in illustration. He currently lives in Toronto and works out of the friendly studio community of Project 165 in Kensington Market.

Cartoons include:
- Big Problems, Big Solutions
- Christian Bale hates robots.
- Portrait of an Author as a Speedo-Clad Typist

Alejandro Cardona graduated from Sheridan College in Toronto with a degree in illustration. He currently works at the Lonsdale Gallery as an assistant director and graphic artist. www.alejandrocardona.com

Cartoons include:
- Another day at the bus stop
- The Art of Flying

Phil Carron is a filmmaker and writer living in Ottawa. In 1997-98 he was the "extra George" in a Japanese Beatles cover band in Tokyo; at their peak, they played in a mall near an airport.

Stories include:
- Beatle Songs for Special Situations

Cartoons include:
- A Movie I Would Like to See

Jim Carson is an Architect living in Atlanta with his wife, daughter and Snickers the wonder dog. His works have appeared at Hungry River; Ink, Sweat and Tears ( UK ); Flutter; The Clapboard House and other journals. Some claim he can be funny.

Poems include:
- Thank You Note

Steve Cartwright is an Atlanta-based cartoonist, illustrator, writer, and is kind to dogs. His work has appeared in several magazines, newspapers, two books, and various websites.

Cartoons include:
- The Biggest Catch

Jimmy Chen is an ambassador at the Embassy of Misguided Zen, where all his online publications can be found. jimmychenchen.com

Stories include:
- Dude, Where's My Car?
- Confessions of Jack Tripper
- Rap Lyrics Brought to Their Logical Conclusion by a Paranoid Neurotic
- Match Point: An Unfortunate Series of Excuses for Forfeiting an Amateur Tennis Match, as Emailed by Woody Allen
- Bruce Banner's Expenses From Last Month

Justin Chen started drawing when he was a little boy; his first work was a red car in crayon. Now he draws much more than that. With a background in architecture, he often sees his drawings as floor plans for some fantastical buildings. You can view his works at http://jkhc.blogspot.com

Cartoons include:
- Winner of the Jesus and Elivs on a Beach in Bermuda Contest

Dawn Corrigan has been treated kindly by the internet which has provided her a forum for her poems, fiction, nonfiction, short plays, and humor writing. How has she repaid the Internet? By writing this rather catty update of John Berryman's Dream Song # 14. Now the Internet's not taking her calls.

Poems include:
- Dream Blog: A John Berryman 'Dream Song #14' update

Toby Cygman's work has been performed on stage and presented on CBC Radio. She likes sentence fragments and neologisms.

Stories include:
- Anti-matter in the Microwave

Alex Davey is a student of the Ontario College of Art & Design and an illustrator based in Toronto.

Cartoons include:
- "I'm Nuts About You?
- Warm Up

Allison Davey trained with the Taliban for seven years before turning to writing after she realized the Warlord market was over-saturated. She currently resides in Toronto where she is an expert of Hobo Theory, Cryptozoology, 1960's Sitcoms, and is a Severe Hottie. Did we mention - she doesn't like cats.

Stories include:
- A Love Letter to Taco Bell

Kyle Davis is from Austin, Texas, and is a quintuple threat, though none of those threats involve singing, dancing, acting or working in any way. He is self-taught in the areas of writing, breathing and walking.

Stories include:
- Danny Johnston: Kid Lawyer

Jes Degryse grew up wrastling bears to a glorious soundtrack of '80s classic rock. She is now the founder and headmistress of a rural Ontario-based school for junior bear wrastlers. Her other interests include imported beer, moths and butterflies, desserts of all varieties (with the exception of coconut cream pie), and warm weather.

Stories include:
- Your Brother and Me
- Worst Writer on the Planet Contest

Claire Dillon is constantly worried about running into people from her past, unless of course they are less successful than her. "The art of lying about your significant other" is adapted from emails she sent out to friends about her anxieties concerning a gathering of their high school graduating class.

Stories include:
- "I'm sorry my fiance couldn't make it tonight": The Art of Lying About Your Significant Other at Your 10 Year High School Reunion

Kaley Dodds is a university student who likes to write creative jibber-jabber while drowning in a sea of textbooks which she navigates in the hopes of perpetuating a facade of scholastic intelligence and dedication.

Poems include:
- Study Time

Joshua Edwin lives in New York and works at a hospital. He lived for a year in Seoul, a city that provided him with warm hospitality, countless fascinating cultural encounters, and nearly limitless inspiration for poems set in bathrooms.

Poems include:
- The Bathrooms

Don Elliot's name deserves to be in the Guinness Book of World Records. But it's not.

Stories include:
- The Dictionary from an Alternate Universe Challenge

Tyler Enfield is the winner of the 2008 Writers Foundation of New Brunswick Literary Award and was shortlisted for the 2007 Prism International Non-fiction Award. His literary work has appeared in a number of journals, magazines and newspapers.

Stories include:
- Winners of the Short-SHORT Story Contest

Philip Estes grew up in Dayton, Ohio. His poems have appeared, or are forthcoming, in Chicken Boa: Notes on Skrilla, Feathertale, FRiGG, Front Porch, The Great American Poetry Show, Kaleidotrope, Kill Poet, Lamination Colony, NOÖ Journal, Origami Condom, Poetry Midwest, The Portland Review and Thieves Jargon.

Poems include:
- I have not had several women, never flew them on jet planes
- In My Apartment after Watching The Searchers (1956)

Jamie Eyberg is a full-time father and a part-time writer. Mostly he writes weird stories that are labelled “horror,” but there are exceptions.

Stories include:
- My Birthday Present

Ivan Faute lives in Chicago with two rat terriers. Apart from prose, he also writes drama and has had plays produced in New York, Chicago and San Diego.

Stories include:
- The Economic Advancement of the Lower Classes on the Shoulders of Dreamers

Margaret Fieland has been around art and music all her life. The New Yorker’s poems, articles and children's stories have appeared in, among others, Main Channel Voices, Echolocation, and Twisted Tongue. Check her out online atwww.margaretfieland.com

Poems include:
- Monkey Business
- Round
- Cocktail Party

Laura Fitch is an apathetic Canadian living in uber-nationalist Beijing working as the arts and photo editor of Asia Weekly. She sometimes feels unbalanced by this and evens it out with bottles of wine and the occasional shot of baijiu. Her writing style is heavily influenced by this process.

Stories include:
- The Hat

Andrew Forbes is a hack who spends his days churning out movie reviews and newsletters to a largely disinterested audience. He lives with his wife, thief baby daughter, a blue dog and a white car.

Stories include:
- Reasons I Write

Michael Frissore is a writer. Not a scribe or a wordsmith, mind you. Just an obscure writer who lives in Tucson, Arizona with his wife.

Stories include:
- Wedding Themes I Suggested to my Fiancé

Bonnie Furlong has had short pieces published in The Washington Post, The Northern Virginia Daily, The Winchester Star, and GreenPrints: The Weeder's Digest.

Stories include:
- An All-New Ice Crusade

Rafael Galán lives in Madrid and likes apples and how the word menu sounds in English.

Stories include:
- Pluto's First Job Interview (Two Years) After Being Rejected as a Planet
- Why that guy who looks like a serial killer flying in the custody of a handsome US Marshall onboard flight 0101 from Atlanta to Dallas won't kill you first in the event that he gets rid of his handcuffs

Mitchell Gauvin is a full-time student at the University of Toronto studying English and philosophy. He writes for The Varsity student newspaper during the school year.

Stories include:
- Buzz Kill Mr. Wally

Jeannie Galeazzi has twice been nominated for the Pushcart Prize and has appeared in twenty-seven publications.

Stories include:
- Bait

Matt Goerzen was raised by wolves in the wilds of Saskatchewan. He inherited much of their majesty but little of their social sophistication and now lives a solitary existence in Montreal.

Cartoons include:
- Santa & Karl Marx
- Yankee Freud
- Toilets to Let
- The French Existentialist Takes a Bath

Howie Good is a journalism professor at the State University of New York at New Paltz. He's also the author of five poetry chapbooks from Scintillating Publications and the e-book, Police & Questions, from Right Hand Pointing.

Poems include:
- Western Civ.

KJ Hannah Greenberg writes eclectically and publishes in divergent places. When not writing, Hannah tends to her imaginary hedgehogs. She takes away their marshmallow fluff if they fail to clean their hibernaculum.

Stories include:
- The Prophet and the Social Worker

Carol Lynn Grellas is a two-time Pushcart nominee and the author of two chapbooks: Litany of Finger Prayers and Object of Desire. She lives with her husband, five children and a blind dog named Ginger.

Poems include:
- Evanescent

John Grey is an Australian-born poet, playwright and musician. His latest book is titled What Else Is There and is published by Main Street Rag.

Poems include:
- In an attempt to gain popularity
- Less-On

Claire Griffiths was born in Scotland and has studied English in the UK, Canada and Australia. She was one of our first contributors but we're not quite sure what's happened to her in recent months. We believe she's currently living in the UK.

Stories include:
- One Wild Ride with Bob Dylan, Ludwig Von Beethoven, the Pope, Edgar Allen Poe, the Rolling Stones, God, some LSD, and a donkey.
- Sleeping, After Cheese.

Rosanne Griffeth's work has been published in a number of journals, both online and in print. She lives on the verge of the Great Smoky Mountains National Park and spends her time writing and documenting Appalachian culture. She is the blogger behind smokeymountainbreakdown.

Stories include:
- Mrs. Snodderly's Letter to the Editor

The Brothers Grinn are composed of three repressed wits from the wilds of New Jersey and Pennsylvania. Tim and Tom Rose are the team who come up with the captions and Clayton Thomas is the skillful ink man. More examples of their work can be found here.

Cartoons include:
- Dyslexic Fire Alarm
- Recovering Alcoholic

Patrick L. Halliwell is a Canadian musicologist, composer and author. His publications include fiction, humour, and scholarly articles on traditional Japanese koto music. He is severely allergic to people who take everything too seriously. His official website is www.lakipi.com.

Stories include:
- Two from the Classifieds
- If Only My Car Were a Computer

Poems include:
- P.I.G.: A Modern Haiku

Matt Hammill grew up in the 1980s drawing dinosaurs and Mega Man bosses. Since then, he's learned to call his doodles "illustrations." His website is matthammill.com

Cartoons include:
- The Magic of Illustration
- Let Down Your Hair
- April Fools!
- Sneaky Snail

Jeremy Hanson-Finger recently left journalism school after realizing its ideals of objectivity and rigorous discipline were at odds with his dream of being a Doctor of Gonzo Journalism. He enjoys being used by concrete imagery and also a good bagel from time to time.

Poems include:
- Modern Parenting vs. The Entrepreneurial Spirit

Stories include:
- The Three Little Prigs: Winner of The Fairy Tales a` la Feathertale Contest
- Winners of the Short-SHORT Story Contest

Jim Harrington is a retired librarian embarking on a new journey. His stories have appeared in a number of publications and can be found online at: www.jimharringtononline.net.

Stories include:
- Chat Room Jousters

Windy Lyn Harris is an award-winning humour writer. She lives in sunny Arizona, where she recently earned a grant to further the development of her first novel. Visit her at: www.windylynnharris.com.

Stories include:
- Me and I Pack a Suitcase

David Hart works in a museum and lives in Brooklyn with his girlfriend and a freakish cat. His writing is routinely rejected (and occasionally published) in places like McSweeney's Internet Tendency and MonkeyBicycle.

Stories include:
- A Cannibal Menu: "An Evening With The Stars"
- Possible Titles for my Ghostwritten Bronson Pinchot Autobiography
- The Five Stages of Daily Career Daydreams

Ben Harvey is a Toronto based comic artist and writer with an obsession with immortal men and destroyed worlds. Currently enrolled at the University of Toronto, he is studying the history of extinct and decayed civilizations in the hope of giving his post-apocalyptic comics an edge.

Cartoons include:
- Gasmask and the Left-Handed Swordsman

Debbie Okun Hill is best known for her dark metaphoric poems, with over 53 serious creations printed in over 24 Canadian and US anthologies and magazines. This is her first and maybe last attempt at humor.

Poems include:
- Taxing Times

Elizabeth F. Hill has been a teacher, professor, researcher, librarian and stay-at-home mother. She enjoys her family, music, sports, travel, literature and watching snowflakes blow out to sea.

Poems include:
- Winner of The Pun-itive Poetry Challenge: The A-Mace-ing Cn'ajun Melting Pot Caper

Steve Himmer's stories have appeared in the anthologies What Happened To Us These Last Couple Years?, Brevity & Echo, and A Field Guide to Surreal Botany.

Stories include:
- Mr. Kong in Accounting

Bryon D. Howell has been writing poetry for a great number of years. He currently resides in New Haven, Connecticut.

Poems include:
- Man's Best Friend

Scott Hrabko was born in a simpler time in a navy base hospital somewhere in Maryland. He grew up in St. Louis but, with the exception of six very interesting years in Chicago in the 1990s, he calls Kansas City Home. When not drawing or painting, Scott writes songs and plays guitar with Kansas City's oldest garage band, The Original Sinners.

Cartoons include:
- The Back Nine
- The Cat's Breakfast
- Where's Your Soul?

Naomi Hyba lives in Ottawa and is currently attending Canterbury High School. She loves thunderstorms, singing in the shower, and soybeans.

Stories include:
- Teenage Dreamboat

Poems include:
- When At Last

Daniel S. Irwin is an artist/writer (both a matter of opinion) working as a medic in a maximum security prison with the criminally insane (aka ... the supervisors).

Poems include:
- Alligator Farm
- Santa Claus Has Popcorn Balls

A D Jameson is a Chicago-based writer, video artist, teacher and performer, which is too many things, really. His fiction has appeared all over the place online and in print.

Stories include:
- Our Continuing Mission: Start Wrecking
Or How I Learned to Start Worrying and Hate Postmodernism

Kathryn Jankowski is an illustrator, painter and sculptor currently living in Toronto. She has studied visual arts at York University where she focused on oil painting and bronze sculpture and has also studied advanced illustration at Sheridan College.

Cartoons include:
- Internet Dating

Adrian Johnson was born in Sierra Leone to British and Croatian parents, and was raised in a variety of unstable and war-torn states, including Israel, Indonesia, and North London.

Stories include:
- For Want of Significance in Global Leadership: An Essay on Britain as she stood beneath summered clouds in the year 2007

Matt Judd is a purveyor of fine whines and assorted laments. A sometime sketch comedian, he has turned a lifetime of making people laugh/uncomfortable into nearly forty dollars over the years. He is a husband and a father (though to different people) in St. Louis, Missouri.

Stories include:
- Baby Gate-Bot FAQ
- Eyebrow Merger
- Agnes

Jeremy Kaposy says: "To the editors of my 1999 high school yearbook: I, Jeremy Kaposy, would like to make some corrections. My name is not 'Lindy Kasoian', I do not aspire to be a veterinarian, and my pet peeve is actually lousy yearbook editing." To find more illustrations by Jer.K, please visit www.jerkaposy.com.

Cartoons include:
- Sketchbag improvements on the Italian Comedy of Masks, numero uno
- Sketchbag improvements on the Italian Comedy of Masks, numero due
- Sketchbag improvements on the Italian Comedy of Masks, numero tre

Stories include:
- Back to Basics

Paul Kavanagh lives in Charlotte. His book Everybody is Interested in Pigeons is to be published by 40ft.

Stories include:
- A Funerary Imbroglio

Cathal Kelly is a functioning alcoholic and dietary nutritionist. He spends his summers minding his cabbage plantation on the Croatian coast and his winters milking goats in the new Mexican hills, not to be confused with the hills of New Mexico.

Egregious interviews include:
- Part 1: The Thistlefield Arts Collective Book Chat, Sponsored by Mac's Milk and the Coffee at Dan's Diner (but Not the Food)
- Part 2: The Thistlefield Arts Collective Book Chat, Sponsored by Mac's Milk and the Coffee at Dan's Diner (but Not the Food)

- Part 3: The Thistlefield Arts Collective Book Chat, Sponsored by Mac's Milk and the Coffee at Dan's Diner (but Not the Food)

Laura Kenins lives in a black house in Halifax, NS where she makes comics and illustrations, writes about the arts and attempts to keep her rent paid. Her comics and drawings have been published in Broken Pencil, Shameless magazine and others.

Cartoons include:
- An Indie Rock Love Comic

Nathan Kim is a journalism student and graffiti artist from Toronto.

Cartoons include:
- A Long Moonwalk

Denise Kincy is a mother, a grandmother, a poet, a writer, and a Texan. She may not have bullhorns on the grill of her Caddie, but she does edit her own online flash fiction journal. denisekincy.wordpress.com

Poems include:
- Little Mo-Deep

Magda Knight is the co-creatrix of mookychick.co.uk. Her claim to fame is that she was once published in the British comic 2000AD. She loves you all.

Poems include:
- Little Fear
- Daddy's in the Fire

Ellen Kombiyil is originally from Syracuse, New York but now writes from India where she lives with her husband and two children.

Poems include:
- After Drinking Too Much Wine

Jesse Kuhn was born and raised in Missouri. He currently resides in the wonderful city of New York, and works as a freelance designer and illustrator at his one man studio, RAWTOASTDESIGN.

Aaron Kreuter is a writer of poetry and fiction currently doing graduate work at the University of Victoria. He has had prose published in FreeFall, Inscribed and The Gloaming, and poetry in Existere, The Toronto Quarterly, Headlights and Soliloquies. He’s also the author of the chapbook Waiting by the Sea and Other Poems.

Poems include:
- Today’s Top Searches

Cartoons include:
- Forgotten Memories

Chay Lemoine is a writer and teacher born and raised in St. Rose, Louisiana, currently living in Edwardsville, Illinois.

Poems include:
- Rule

Louise Lake is the assumed name of a Gemini writer who likes to separate business and pleasure. She lives in Victoria, B.C. and her work has been published in several literary magazines, as well as CBC Radio and chapbooks published by the Columbia Writers Studio, in Rossland, B.C.

Stories include:
- Self Love

MK Laughlin teaches English at Western New England College. Her work has appeared in Funeral Pants: A Collection of Short Stories, Lovechild Literary Journal, Red Weather, Poor Mojo’s Almanac, and NANO fiction.

Stories include:
- Response Number Three, Five, and Six to Potential Friend Questionnaire

Jenn Lawrence is a graphic design graduate of OCAD, the Ontario College of Art & Design, or "F ART & DESIGN" as some may know it. You can check her out on the Interweb at jennlawrence.ca

Cartoons include:
- Monsieur Corn
- Ninja Talk
- Staplers Get Hangovers Too
- Wax Crayon Comic Strip Contest
- Before the Island
- A portrait of a hipster fish

Tim Lehnert grew up in Montreal and now lives in Rhode Island where he is a freelance writer and stay-at-home father. He writes fiction and journalism on a variety of topics and is reckless in his fecklessness.

Stories include:
- Cyclone

Scott Leslie is a dreamer, nostalgist and all-round boy genius. Scott's been published in a wide range of print and on-line publications. But he's not going to tell you which ones.

Stories include:
- Here Comes the Flood
- Four Things You Should Never Do, According To Jim Croce
- Beaver Gets Downsized

Marilyn Letts wishes she was a superhero saving the world one poem at a time. Occasionally she travels at super-sonnet speed, but presently her batmobile's parked in Calgary.

Poems include:
- No Third Date

Katherine Leyton owes the Canadian government $10,000. She likes to forget this as often as possible and write poetry. Other favourite activities include sleeping and feminism. She will be living in Rome until she can afford a plane ticket back to her hometown of Toronto, by which time she hopes the Canadian government will have forgotten her.

Poems include:
- An Old Man Closes My Newspaper

Norma West Linder was born in Toronto. She spent her childhood on Manitoulin Island and was educated in Gravenhurst and Toronto. She took creative writing courses at York University and in Ireland through Washington State University. She has lived in Sudbury, Espanola and Muskoka Falls, and had varied work experience from age fourteen. In 1953, she moved from Toronto to Sarnia. For the past twenty-four years, she was an ESL teacher at Lambton College. She is a widow and has three children. She enjoys swimming, film, theatre and globe-trotting.

Poems include:
- Hate List

Irene Linderman lives in Ottawa with her husband, young son, and two very large cats. She has a B.Com from the University of Ottawa and is working on a collection of short stories. She can be reached at: ilinderman@hotmail.com

Stories include:
- Golden Handcuffs
- Worst Writer on the Planet Contest

Paola Loriggio has fallen asleep in inappropriate places all over the world, including the office couch at the New York Times. Then she got deported. She now lives in a purple apartment in Toronto and unapologetically indulges her addiction to Diet Pepsi.

Stories include:
- The Jim Henson Company responds to a Sexual Harassment Complaint filed by an Undisclosed Muppet on Valentine's Day

Andrew MacDonald lives in London, Ontario with two cats and a lesbian. His writing has won awards at the University of Western Ontario and has appeared in various print and online publications.

Stories include:
- How to Write an A+ Essay!

Jennifer Manley is a writer based in London, Ontario. She does not watch as much TV as you might think. Really.

Stories include:
- What’s On Tonight

Iain Marlow is a gun barrel diplomat and a budding hand-model from Toronto. He's a student of journalism and has excelled as an editorial writer for the state-owned China Daily in Beijing. He doesn't mind censorship so long as it's done using the Chicago Manual of Style. Check out his blog at: gbdiplomat.blogspot.com

Stories include:
- Wile E. Coyote Hospitalized With Depression
- Superman; Not so super?
- An Internal Memo to William
- Creative writing excerpts from the students of a prestigious University in New York City as graded by their affluent professor
- Winner of the Stalinist-Orwell Contest
- Things Not to Say as High School Valedictorian
- Dinner with North Korea, in Pondicherry, India.

Daniel McArdle is a freelance graphic designer living in Hong Kong with his wife and two young daughters. He presently finds solace in collecting short story rejections, and on soccer pitches, exhibiting a knack for goal and surprising touch for a big man.

Stories include:
- Ad Tangential Insights Regarding Spew Removal, the Nature of Memory, Old Saabs, Larry the Cable Guy, and The Rapture, Revealed to Me While Removing Said Spew From My Child at 2:46 a.m.
- Barbie, Princess of Tides
- Famous Quoted Scenes from Planet of the Apes, with Bonobos Instead of Chimps

Kelsey McCarson writes stuff sometimes. Pretty complicated stuff, actually.

Poems include:
- Anti-Sestina Written for Poetry Teacher Who Assigned Me a Sestina

Gavin McCarthy enjoys comics, video games, movies and improv. He is a recent graduate from Toronto's Sheridan College and currently works in Toronto. He really, really likes coffee - a habit he picked up in Italy, along with an obsession for Pesto and salt cured pork. You can visit him online at: artbygavin.com

Cartoons include:
- Dinosaur Boxing
- "Pop"
- Tokyo's Revenge
- Explaining Abortion to Children
- Ah, nuts!
- Global Warming
- Moon River
- Bad... in perpetuity
- The Depths of Freedom
- The Prestige
- Port of Last Resort
- Getting the Tail End
- The Triple Grande Hedonist
- Not Magic
- Wedding Proposal
- Windstar
- Zombie Clown

Leopold McGinnis is an Edmonton independent writer and the founding editor of the e-zine Redfez.net. He is the author of a short novella, The Red Fez, and recently of Game Quest, a full length comedic novel about a family of computer game designers under hostile takeover.

Poems include:
- Overachievers
- A Good Day

Corey Mesler has published poetry and prose in many journals and has written several chapbooks and a novel. His latest novel Talk was published by Livingston Press in 2002. He lives in Memphis, Tennessee where he and his wife own and operate Burke's Book. Coreymesler.com

Poems include:
- At First Jim was only Looking for Joiners
- I am Negative, Develop Me

Camille Mikhael is a computer programming student born and raised in Ottawa who enjoys playing checkers and eating Cheezies in the snow.

Stories include:
- Discussions with a Telemarketer

Corina Milic has been relocated.

Poems include:
- Date
- Santa Claus, The man behind the belly
- A Revolutionary Christmas Tale
- St. Nick fell off the float this year
- I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus

Stories include:
- Barcelona Beach
- What to do if you have to choose between your friend and her gnome

David Millen is an energetically aging angelic basket case from Ottawa.

Poems include:
- Blue Shoes
- You Can't Sing the Blues with Dirty Knickers:
An Alabama Poet Takes the Stage

Stories include:
- Following a cup of tea, a shortbread biscuit and a full pipe of tobacco a retired colonel picks up his fountain pen (did Ayn Rand write with a fountain pen?) and writes about "Time"

Graeme Millen was born of a flower child and giraffe with an English accent and raised in a home with loose morals and looser bowels. Masquerading most of his life as an orange skillfully poised on the tip of a toothpick, he has since cast away the shadows of his disheveled upbringing to revel in the joys of literary incoherence.

Stories include:
- A Drunken Philosopher Pontificates on "Time" after one pitcher and three bottles of beer, two amaretto sours, one shot of something minty, and half a pack of cigarettes
- A Character Sketch . . . In Which We Meet Rick
- A Character Sketch . . . In Which We Meet Björn Hooderstund

Kamila Mlynarczyk is an illustrator based out of the Toronto area. To see more of her work go to woodedwoods.com, bring some breadcrumbs.

Cartoons include:
- Spaghetti Head
- Death of Toto
- Behind all great art there is a story to be told: Part I
- Behind all great art there is a story to be told: Part II
- Behind all great art there is a story to be told: Part III
- Any Given Sunday
- Squid on a Leash
- Squid at Play
- Marital Problems, Squid Style
- Octopus Scarf Takes Revenge
- Winners of the Paint by Caption Contest
- Lionman learns his table manners
- Sometimes words just can't explain
- My Desk
- Love Bug
- Chicks Love the Tentacles - The Brady Bunch Meets Futurama

Suchoon Mo is a poet and a composer. His poems have appeared in a number of magazines while his orchestral music compositions have been featured in Sage of Consciousness, Mad Hatters Review, Unlikely 2.0, Strange Road and The Adroitly Placed Word. He has no formal music education.

Poems include:
- A Nude Artist
-Truth

Bob Monin grew up in a small town outside of a small town near a big city (actually just another small town), in Ontario. He has been doodling since the age of 3 - but has kept out of the spotlight due to his extreme fear of wealth, fame and Toronto. He chooses to spend his days sitting on the dock of the bay, wastin' time.

Credits include:
- Winner of The Greatest Inventions Never Contest

Laura Moses is a Toronto-based mastered communicator. She wears a purple hat to bed.

Poems include:
- Apologies to houseplants I've known

Jim Murdoch is a Scottish writer and poet living on the outskirts of Glasgow.

Poems include:
- Naive Poem

Kristine Ong Muslim, 26, lives in the Philippines and has sold more than 350 stories and poems in professional and small press genre, mainstream, and literary publications. To track down more of her writing, visit: www.freewebs.com/blackroom8

Poems include:
- From Miss February

Shane Neilson is a writer from New Brunswick. His alter ego is Burt.

Poems include:
- Guy Smiley: Everyone's Favourite Host
- Ode to Koji Kondo, himself an Onomatopoeia, on the occasion of playing Super Mario Bros. on Facebook

Patrick O'Leary has been writing for years, but has only recently started submitting his work to online and print publications. Some might know him as the winner of a Haiku contest at Poetry.com, others might not. He lives in Old Bridge, New Jersey.

Stories include:
- Dr. Calamity's Outline for a Speech to the United Nations

Christy Olsen is a former middle-school student and one-time potential film star. She works at a desk for her boss. She spends her work hours contemplating the best use for her leisure time, which, she has concluded, is an imponderable. She loves the music of The Beatles, and Minnesota in late September is also delightful.

Poems include:
- Corporal Punishment: Winner of the Feathertale Pruning Poetry Contest

Colin O'Sullivan is an Irish writer living and working as a teacher in Japan. His poetry has been published in his homeland and abroad in various magazines, he has written several radio pieces for RTE radio (Ireland), and his short stories have been published in Europe, Asia, and the USA. He lives in Aomori City (Japan), with his wife and son. osullivancolin@hotmail.com

Stories include:
- Contributors' Bios

Carl Palmer has neither watch nor cell phone, and is happily surprised when he forgets what day it is. "Every day is Saturday, except Sunday, only because the newspaper is heavier." Poems include:

Poems include:
- a computer, dad

Dan Pasternak is a young man with shapely legs. Seriously. That is why he can't live in Medicine Hat anymore.

Stories include:
- One side of my roommate's phone conversation
- Annals from Southern Alberta: The Medicine man strikes again

Kelsey Pettit earned a BAA in illustration from Sheridan Institute and now works as a graphic designer for Sprout where she makes bamboo baby clothes. When the weather's nice she likes to go outside and collect freckles. When it's not so nice, she likes to sip tea and read.

Cartoons include:
- Overheard Conversation

Cortney Philip recently received an MFA from the School of the Art Institute of Chicago, but her cats still don't give her any respect. She enjoys the fresh smell of paper in the morning, and always wins at cribbage.

Stories include:
- A Bitter Shelter Attendant's Checklist for Potential Adoptive Couples

Gary Pierluigi was a creative writing teacher and an ex-freelance journalist. In 1996 Gary became a quadriplegic. He currently has a novel being considered for publication.

Poems include:
- Higher Education

Brett Popplewell doesn't belong here. Neither do his Monkey Banters.

Stories include:
- Spaghetti Head
- Precise instructions for surviving a nuclear attack on a quiet suburban upstate Wyoming elementary school as outlined in the bulletin taped to the back of each teacher's door | circa 1960
- Straight from the Pole: Select correspondence between world leaders and Kris Kringle from the past few weeks
- Happy New Year
- The Curious Incident of Le Café in the Night Time:
A Christmas Ghost Story

- A Feathertale Special Investigation into Christmas’s Most Mysterious Figure: Santa Claus

Poems include:
- Juniper Berries
- The Romantic Life

Vicki Popplewell is on her way to Tosche Station to pick up some power converters.

Stories include:
- Pre-nap bath earns nanny one million dollars

Oleg Portnoy is a Toronto-based illustrator and a recent graduate of the illustration program at Sheridan College. Most of his work focuses on social and political commentary with a twisted sense of humor.

Cartoons include:
- The Workweek
- I think my wife is a gold digger

Zen Rankin is a freelance illustrator who created the underground comic Action Satisfaction Supreme, and has done work on various educational publications, comic and animation projects, including The Feathertale Review

Cartoons include:
- Death to vegetables
- A Positive Word to Your Mother
- The Geek Shall Inherit

Christie Raymond was once told that she looks a lot like Bonnie Parker. She hopes she does not meet the same fate.

Stories include:
- The Dictionary from an Alternate Universe Challenge

Joel Relliquette is a graphic designer and illustrator from Toronto. Relliquette recently spent three weeks in Southeast Asia studying the movements of gorillas in the mist before illustrating the Feathertale monkeys. If you would like to contact Joel, please send us an email - If we don't think you're crazy, we'll give you his number.

Credits include:
- Dartagnon, the Feathertale Monkey (series)

Joe Reese is an English teacher/novelist/storyteller, who lives in Athens, Ohio. He has been fired by most of the educational institutions in the United States. You can learn more about some of his creations at www.katiedee.com.

Stories include:
- The Origins of two Bumper Stickers: An Admission

Mike Richardson-Bryan used to be a lawyer, but he's all better now. His work has appeared in various online and printed publications, including The Best American Nonrequired Reading 2007. He lives in Ottawa.

Stories include:
- The Secret Language of House Listings
- Chinese Whispers in American Intelligence

Benjamin Rivers is a web consultant, illustrator and game maker working in Toronto. He designs and develops websites, trains others to do so, and teaches web classes as part of the illustration faculty at the Ontario College of Art& Design./p>

Cartoons include:
- The Future of Journalism

Gary Robinson is a prodigiously unemployed melancholic person who spends much time in libraries where he is sometimes mistaken for an extra-terrestrial spy.

Poems include:
- The Dink
- Luca Brazi
- Talk Show
- The One Star Scourge

Rolli writes. For adults and children. Over a thousand things so far.

Poems include:
- The Poet Barberess

Kimberly Ruth is a recent graduate of SUNY New Paltz, where she received a BFA in photography and a BA in journalism. She has been published in a number of online journals including Ditch Poetry, Silenced Press and elimae.

Poems include:
- Tips for Writing a Rejection Letter

Katelyn Sack is a writer, painter, composer, piano teacher, nanny, candle-stick maker, and President's Fellow in Politics at the University of Virginia. She blogs art and the creative life at katelynsack.com/visiopoetics.

Poems include:
- Suburban Summer

Fortunato Salazar is a teenager, writer and couch surfer living in Los Angeles. His work has appeared in a number of journals including McSweneeney's and Monkeybicycle.

Stories include:
- The Wire: A Fragmentary Postmortem

Greg Santos was born in Montreal. His writings have been featured in print and online publications, many of which happen to start with the letter M, such as, Matrix Magazine and McSweeney's. Well, actually only those two. He studies at Columbia University and currently lives in New Haven, Connecticut. He has a blog: moondoggy.blogspot.com and a website: gregsantos/mosaicglobe.com.

Stories include:
- Rejected children's book titles
- A Letter to Frito Lay
- Showbiz
- Alternate careers for former Expos mascot "Youppi!?h should his stint with the Montreal Canadiens not work out

Poems include:
- Paris Hilton on Tara Reid

Steve Sauvé performs at many of Ottawa's spoken word poetry slams and readings. He's featured on the CDs Thursday Night Heroes: Live at Café Nostalgica*, Live at Capital Slam 2005, and his own full-length CD: Steve Sauvé Does It With His Glasses On. Steve is tall and gangly, but collapses easily for convenient storage under the bed. He likes wooing bespectacled women, and writing about himself in the third person.

Poems include:
- Your Inbox Is Full
- A Select Filmography of Keanu Reeves (synopsized by the actor himself... through a series of Haiku)

Calvin Schnurr lives in Toronto. He likes baseball more than soccer, only trusts infielders, and slides headfirst.

Poems include:
- While You Were On Break

Andy Schwaderer is a celebrated masochist who delights in the eternal plight of authors: moving mountains of jumbled words into patterns deemed publishable. In his spare time, he is employed by the US Air Force as a pilot. He enjoys writing short stories and humorous pieces, and currently lives in Sacramento, California.

Stories include:
- Modesty

Poems include:
- Unsuccessful Christmas Songs and DVDs

G. David Schwartz - the former president of Seedhouse, the online interfaith committee. Schwartz is the author of A Jewish Appraisal of Dialogue. Currently a volunteer at Drake Hospital in Cincinnati, Schwartz continues to write. His new book, Midrash and Working Out Of The Book is now in stores or can be ordered.

Poems include:
- I could never be a taxidermist

Ernie Scott likes to put forks in light sockets while writing whimsical nonsense. He lives and works in Chicago.

Stories include:
- Top 10 Signs Your Adult Son is Addicted to Star Wars
- The Chronology of a Dog's Day
- How To Sneeze In Your Little Brother's Face
- A Revisionist Historian's Look at 20th Century Book titles
if Hitler Had Won the War

- A Conversation between Young Lovers at Eight O'clock
on a Saturday Morning

- From Gotham to Riverdale, a Gaulish Village to Metropolis:
An A to Z list of New Year's Resolutions by Comic Book Heroes

Poems include:
- The Good Master

Nick Semko splits his time between Toronto and a small town in Bruce County. He writes short stories and comics. A comic book version of “The Day the Internet Exploded” is being adapted for gangLion comics, coming in winter 2010.

Stories include:
- The Day the Internet Exploded

Bardia Sinaee is a journalism student from Ottawa who writes half a dozen letters to William H. Macy in quick succession before every meal. Bill has yet to respond.

Poems include:
- Liberal Arts
- Supervillain

Stories include:
- Does Energy from a Foot Pedal Count as Electricity?

Noel Sloboda currently lives in Pennsylvania. His writing has appeared in a variety of places, including here!

Poems include:
- Uncompromising

Henry Smith is a professor with no students to profess to. He lives in an attic, drives a pink Vespa and secretly longs for tenure.

Stories include:
- The Dictionary from an Alternate Universe Challenge

Joanna Smith is a mumbling political journalist married to an absent-minded artist. She finds it hard to be witty under pressure.

Stories include:
- The Dictionary from an Alternate Universe Challenge

Phil Smith is a British expatriate currently based in Toronto. He likes to write reviews of things that don’t exist.

Stories include:
- Desperate Times: Music Documentaries for a Saturated Landscape

Carolyn Son can play two instruments, the piano and the saxophone. The child of Korean immigrants, she spent half her childhood in her parents' variety store, but she spent her time wisely by reading all of the magazines and books they had. A gifted physical comedian, she keeps in practice by bumping into things.

Stories include:
- Political Spin

Edith Speers was born in the Kootenays, grew up in Vancouver, and attended Simon Fraser University. Since 1974 she has lived in Australia. Her poetry has been widely published in Australian and international literary journals. Of her books of poetry, the only one currently available is Four Quarters (Esperance Press).

Poems include:
- The Rules of Baseball (as Explained to a Limey One-Night Stand)

Michael Spring graduated years ago from Queens University in Belfast. Now he lives in London where he works as a copywriter and marketing person. When he isn't writing about really interesting stuff like guttering or work-surfaces, he turns his attention to the idea of self as not-self.

Poems include:
- Insults to be hurled when your star is in the ascendant (A translation from the Persian)
- It's a Doge's Life
- Rejection and Acceptance: As Dealt with by a Poet
- Review Copy
- Answers to Last Month’s Quiz

Stories include:
- Obituary for Vana van Vama: film actress

Richard Stevenson is the author of seventeen full-length collections of poetry, plus a CD of original jazz and poetry, a forthcoming memoir and a recently-released children's picture book. Richard teaches Canadian Literature, Creative Writing, Composition, and Business Communication at Lethbridge Community College in southern Alberta.

Poems include:
- Spontaneous Human Combustion
- Canada Geese Nest Site, Return Engagement

Colin Stewart is a computer scientist, or so says his degree. He is now pursuing a much more practical degree in creative writing, after which he will enter the lucrative field of writing novels. Until then, Colin will spend his time writing, doing slam poetry, looking for a publisher for his novel, and playing on the slides in the park.

Poems include:
- Navy Spheres
- Private Quarters Our Neurosis Grows

Josh Stewart is an adamant wearer of hats, singer of songs, walker on sidewalks and eater of sushi. He is currently finishing an English and philosophy degree at the University of Toronto. After that he plans to undertake more impractical, useless pursuits.

Poems include:
- All My Advice

Thomas Sullivan is the author of You Can't Paint Chainlink: True Tales From A Beautifully Flawed World. His writing has also appeared in a variety of online publications.

Stories include:
- Hints that he might not be the one

Poems include:
- Silverado

Anthony Swaneveld is a full-time graphic designer and part-time illustrator based in Toronto. He is half Dutch, but hopes you will try not to hold it against him. anth.ca

Cartoons include:
- Evolutionary Advantage
- The Cake Goblins Don't Like to Share

Lynn Tait is a poet, editor and photographer residing in Sarnia, Ontario. Her poems and photos have miraculously appeared in Contemporary Verse 2, The Windsor Review, Quills, Towards the Light and Inscribed. When she is not crawling through the neighbours’ yards taking photos she is sitting, drinking wine in the same yards.

Poems include:
- A Question of Genre: American Science fiction or Just Another Sporting Event – a Canadian Summary

Richard Taylor is the author of House Inside the Waves: Domesticity, Art and the Surfing Life, and teaches in the English Department of Carleton University. www.taylorswave.ca

Poems include:
- Ecstasy (A prose poem)

Rob Taylor lives in Port Moody, British Columbia, has a chapbook, a blog rollofnickels.blogspot.com, and a bland haircut.

Poems include:
- Haiku 1-4
- hey ted's head. you look cold. can i get you a toque?
- new year's eve
- Curiosity
- more than one way

Step Taylor is currently enrolled in the University of British Columbia’s optional residency creative writing MFA program. He enjoys professional wrestling, playgrounds and chicken curry.

Poems include:
- Lunch at Dusty’s

Leland Thoburn is, by day, a mild-mannered businessman; by night, an author. He has several publication credits and some literary awards to his name. Most of what he writes is humorous. We like that.

Stories include:
- Diary of a Maggot’s Life

Adam Thomlison is an Ottawa-based writer and journalist writer currently living in Tunisia, hiding from my hometown's vicious winter. His work has appeared in places as disparate as the Ottawa Citizen, and the bathroom stall at the bus terminal in Kingston. His work for the now defunct Frank Magazine got him banned from Parliament Hill.

Stories include:
- You and Palestinian President Mahmoud Abbas Doing Shots at a Bar in Maryland

Jamie Tucker is a crusty crotchety curmudgeon of a cantankerous irascible brusque illustrator. He enjoys making people do a spit-take, and measures his success by its recorded distance. www.jamietucker.com.

Cartoons Include:
- Salmon Patrol
- Feeling Lucky?
- I forgot to let the ink dry
- Cock Protection
- Aviophobia
- Unwrap your gift from Santa [animated gif]

Townsend Twainhart is sometimes published as Chris. J. Wright and JOT Klinker. He's written hundreds of articles for commercial magazines since 1985. The part of him which is occasionally referred to as JOT is also an award winning artist and book illustrator.

Poems Include:
- Goblin Point
- The Driger

J.A. Tyler's debut novella is forthcoming from Ghost Road Press in 2009 and his prose poetry chapbook is available now from Trainwreck Press. He is also founding editor of the literary review Mud Luscious and a recent addition to the online editorial team at Pindeldyboz. Read more at www.aboutjatyler.com.

Stories include:
- Winners of the Short-SHORT Story Contest

Poems Include:
- Negotiations with my son

Joanne Underwood is a member of the Calgary-based "wordweavers" writing collective. She enjoys entering poetry contests for the challenge of working within the limitations presented.

Poems include:
- Winner of The Marlon Brando Shakespearean Sonnet Contest
- Winner of the Newspeak Poetry Contest

Stories include:
- The Dictionary from an Alternate Universe Challenge

Jeff Van den engh is a Montreal born writer living in Calgary. He's been writing poetry for many years but only recently emerged from his writing shell.

Poems Include:
- On Marriage
- Bip Bip Bip
- Whale
- I ate the cake
- Coattails
- Online Dating Profile

Emily Vanderploeg lives in Wales, but speaks Canadian, not Welsh, and is rarely understood by the natives. She will soon be appearing in a beach scene in an upcoming Woody Allen film, starring Scarlett Johansson, and filmed in Barcelona. She likes writing and thinking about the weather conditions in her homeland.

Poems Include:
- LAST WEEK i GAVE UP CAPITALS

Alexei Vella has spent many years honing his unique creative skills. He now presents smart, fun and colourful illustrative solutions to any challenge. You can visit him online at www.alexeivella.com.

Cartoons Include:
- TV doesn't kill people. People kill people.

Rhian Waller is an avid reader, writer and pedant. In her spare time she sometimes accidentally hits herself in the face with her poi, which she is not very good at using.

Poems include:
- Mark Durley

Ann Ward is co-creator of the Montreal small-press WithWords. She studied English and Creative Writing at Concordia University and splits her time between Montreal and a small town in Ontario.

Poems include:
- Ada's last words to her lover, Petey Greenlea, upon spotting him speeding away in a taxi cab with her Great Aunt Hildy

Kevin Ward is a media technician and artist-type who has moved from the Ottawa Valley, to Montreal, to London, England, but spends most of his time living inside his own mind.

Cartoons Include:
- The Fantastic

Matthew Ward lives & writes in his native Newcastle, Australia, a former steel city, now burgeoning metropolis where everyone looks happy, especially when they're squinting into the Sun. His work has been published in book form in both Australia and America and his short stories have appeared in several magazines, printed as well as online. He dreams of writing the great Australian novel; failing that, the great American one.

Stories include:
- The Rivers
- Keyhole Surgery

Reese Warner's stories and poems have appeared in various Canadian and American journals. For more information on Reese and for a complete list of her publications, visit her site: www.reesewarner.com

Stories include:
- Seven Easy Steps To A Better Business
- Aristotle's "De Arte Migrationis?h

Trevor Waurechen is an illustrator based in Kingston, Ontario. He is a graduate of the Ontario College of Art & Design. His work has been published in magazines and newspapers throughout Canada and the United States. When he’s not creating art, it’s probably because one of his cats is in the way. You can see his latest work at www.waurechen.com.

Cartoons Include:
- What’s So Wrong with My Bad Taste?
- Creative Types
- Customer Service

David Weigham is a freelance cartoonist living in Victoria, B.C. His cartoons have appeared in several Canadian and international publications, including Oldie Magazine.

Cartoons include:
- Self Help
- Happy Hour
- Barnyard Vanity
- A Fish Bowl Tale Part I
- A Fish Bowl Tale Part II
- Bald Eagle
- New Diet

Grace E. Welch lives in Bermuda where she's a project manager by day and a poet by night (and the occasional lunch hour). Her poems have been published in on-line journals and the 2006 Bermuda Anthology of Poetry. Unlike her son who won a chicken chasing race at the Dixieland Stampede, she's never been awarded a medal. However, she did get a nice ribbon for "best in show" in the David Raine Memorial Poetry Competition.

Poems include:
- Jogging Thoughts
- A Whale Tale
- Holiday traditions I could have done without
- Nice Kitty

Joanna M. Weston has had poetry, reviews, and short stories published in anthologies and journals for twenty years. She is the author of two books for middle readers and a book of poetry, A Summer Father, published by Frontenac House of Calgary.

Poems include:
- Traveler’s End

Allison Whalen was born and raised in Ottawa, where, at age 6, she began writing songs like "The Golden Tree by the Station Wagon" and "I, Ernie-Bert". She now spends her days in a high-rise cube, saving up for grad school and pretending to work. She enjoys rock 'n' roll music, sarcastic magnets, and chocolate-banana popcicles.

Poems include:
- To Be A Cooked Piece Of Rice

Cartoons include:
- I am the Eggman
- Winners of the Paint by Caption Contest

Colin White has been interested in comix since introduced to Hergé's Tintin at the tender age of three. According to his parents, he sometimes paraded around the house sporting an onion bag on his head in attempt to emulate Tintin's trademark tuft. You can find more of his work on his website, Colin White Comix.

Cartoons include:
The Watering Hole (series):
- Puff Puff

Christine Whyte has spent 44 years cultivating a small haggis croft in Lewis. Her abuse of whiskey-related products eventually led to her burning the croft down. Now she lives in London, stalking the foggy streets seeking a haggis of her own.

Stories include:
- The Chronology of a Valentine's Day, as Chronicled by Adolf

Michael Williams is a retired Royal Canadian Mounted Police officer living part-time in the Bahamas.

Stories include:
- Bubble

Lee H. Wilson is currently living in our about section.

Cartoons include:
- Sausage Party
- Public Spelling Bee
- Christmas Greetings from Feathertale.com
- New Year's Sucks
- All I want for Christmas. . .
- A Birds Eye View of the Twelve Days of Christmas

Ralph H. Wilson is a writer who lives and works in Flamborough, wherever that is.

Poems include:
- Dolores and Eddie

Chris Woods has published a prose collection, Under a Riverbed Sky, and a collection of stage monologues for actors, Heart Speak. He lives and writes in Texas.

Poems include:
- The Mr. Mouse Nuptials

Changming Yuan grew up in a remote Chinese village and published several books before moving to Canada. With a PhD in English, Yuan works in Vancouver and has had over 100 poems published in journals and magazines from around the world. Email: yuans@shaw.ca

Poems include:
- Urban Poetics

Lisa Zaran is a poet and author living in Arizona. Her latest collection is entitled, The Blondes Lay Content, and can be purchased off her website: www.lisazaran.com.

Poems include:
- Marriage
- Debacle Between Egos
- Brainchild
- Conversation With a Fifteen Year Old

Boris Zaytsev is the answer to all life's little mysteries. He's also an illustrator and graphic designer with a website to prove it! www.boriszaytsev.com.

Cartoons include:
- Mutton Lo Mein
- Do as I say...
- Doggy Dealer

Anna Della Zazzera is a freelance writer and artist from Ottawa. She has a degree in communication, a diploma in journalism and a propensity for buying impractical shoes. Her interests include cheesy crime-scene dramas, bad puns and aviator sunglasses. She currently lives in Kamloops, B.C., with her husband and dog.

Stories include:
- Women’s Ad Lib




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