Starters:
- Susan Sontag Salad with a Gruyere Steve Guttenberg Crouton
- Tagliatelle Tarantino with Saffron Nora Ephron
- Roasted Lardo Al Roker

Entree:
- Hearty Martha Stewart Stew with Okra Winfrey and Spiced Mario Batali's Balls
- Cubed Cuba Gooding Jr. with Shaken Ass of Shakira, served with Soylent Greens (Tom and Seth)
-Ground Chuck Norris Chuck with Gravy, side of Soleil Moon Fries
-Meatloaf

Dessert:
- John Hodgeman Pie with Graham Bon-Bon John Grisham crust
- Paul Rudd Pudding Cup

Beverage:
- Jack Black Coffee with Jack White Chocolate shavings
- Jasmine tea with Julio Iglesias semen infusion
- Horchata Erik Estrada