Man: I’m going to yell to you even though you’re right across the table from me in this outside beer garden.

Woman: Then I’ll yell everything I say too.

Man: I have to yell even louder now because of the car alarm.

Woman: Then I’ll yell everything I say louder now too.

Man: Am I yelling too loud?

Woman: I hope not because I’m yelling even louder than you are.

Man: Now I’m louder.

Woman: I’m sorry. That motorcycle just rumbled really slowly down the street. What did you say?

Man: There sure are a lot of motorcycles out tonight.

Woman: What?

Man: I said there sure are a lot of motorcycles out tonight.

Woman: Tons.