My suggestions for wedding themes:
- Types of cheese
- Serial killers
- Venereal diseases
- Characters Arnold Schwarzenegger has played
- Racial slurs

Her decision:
- Birds

My suggestions for birds at each table:
- Heckle and Jeckle
- Woodsy Owl
- Sam the Eagle from The Muppet Show
- Sonny the Cocoa Puffs cuckoo bird
- Laserbeak and Buzzsaw from Transformers
- The Flintstones record player needle
- Larry Bird
- A rubber chicken
- A cockfighting rooster
- A badminton shuttlecock
- David Crosby and Roger McGuinn
- Mark “The Bird” Fidrych
- The middle finger
- Ones from the Hitchcock film

Her decision:
- We're still "friends"