Glossary of new words featured in the Newspeak Poetry Contest

Blankie, n. A security blanket, generally carried by a child.

Breathability, n. Suitable for breathing.

Bunny-hugger, n. Not unlike a tree-hugger, only cuter.

Chick-flick, n. A film that appeals primarily to women.

Cholent, n. A Jewish stew.

Coochy-coo, v. Babyspeak used by doting parents; to tickle a child or animal appropriately.

Earl Grey, n. Captain Picard’s favourite tea, preferably served hot.

Fembot, n. A robot designed to look like a woman; her only weakness chocolate caramels and Days of Our Lives reruns.

Flambé, v. To pour alcohol over food and set it on fire.

Galactically, adj. Of or relating to a galaxy; immense; causing milk secretion.

Gearhead, n. Someone with a sever case of automania, a car nut.

Ginch, n. A woman’s no-no area; a tight-fitting garment to cover a man’s no-no area.

Godzone, n. An abbreviation of “God’s own country,” the Kiwi term for New Zealand.

Kabloona, n. What Inuits call white men and women.

Purry, adj. Characterized by or resembling purring. Comfortable and contented, like a cat.

Pustulent, n. Causing or forming a nasty pus-filled blister or pimple.

Puttanesca, n. An Italian pasta dish, meaning “pasta the way a prostitute would make it.”

Q-Tip, n. Tool for belly button prodding.

Qigong, n. Chinese-based physical exercises or movements performed in a meditative state.

Quahogger, n. A clam digger; yes, a clam digger.

Quelle surprise, phrase. “What a surprise” in Français.

Shagadelic, adj. Worth making romance inside of.

Wakizashi, n. A traditional Japanese short sword.

Web mistress, n. A woman who designs or maintains a website.

Whippit, n. Small containers of nitrous for home use in whipped cream bottles.