I have no clue where he fought
Or when he fought
Or why he fought
But I do know
That  there are 16 tiles on the ceiling
And, in grade 6, I learned that the square root of 16 is 4. It was hard
My dog has a curly tail
And sometimes I eat cake
I am unsure
Of when the peace treaty was signed
Where the conference was held
And which Reformer hated which Conservative
But I am oh so sure
That I do in fact want lasagna for dinner
And that that boy outside has nice eyes; he blinks often
And my belly button looks like an upside down face
Oooh – my house plant needs water
I have no clue of the theory behind that
What it derived from
And how that relates back to that war
And those damn Tories
But my socks have puppies on them
There are exactly 8 pens sitting on my desk
Once I hit my sister with a hair brush
And I really gotta water that plant